TINTUMON JOKES EVER

Tintu mon in super market

tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:ice cream undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:chocolate undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:pootum thakolum undo?

sales man:undu

tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

Cheetha koottukar

Oru divasam achan tintumonodu: “da nee innale kudichu bodham illathe aanu vannathu..enthadaa ithu”..

tintu: ”ellaam cheetha koottukettukal kaaranama achaa..!! aake 5 beer, 5 koottukaar.., athil 4 perum kudikkilla ennu vechaal pinne njan enthu cheyyanaa..!!!. :) “

Engana undaye

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha

tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha

tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

Interview

malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

Best Husband

Three Malayali Couples in a Restaurant….

Couple 1 : Husband: “aa sugar ingeduthe Panjare….”

Couple 2 : Husband: “aa liver ingeduthe Karale………”

Upon hearing the above conversation, the third couple started…….

Couple 3: Pinkimol : kandille manushya, avarudeyokke sneham. Angane venam bharthakkanmar aayal!

Then,

Couple 3: Tintumon : aa beef ingeduthe Pothe..!!! :) ))

Cheyyathakaryam

Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”

Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”

Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

Kalyanam

Pinkimol: “I love u”

Tintumon: “I love u too”

Pinkimol: “Namukku kalyanam kazhikkam”

Tintumon: “Pakshe aru nammale kalyanam kazhikkum???”

Ambalam

Tintumon: I love u…

Pinkimol: kaalil cherippu undu..

Tintu: “Ente hridhayam AMBALAM alla… kayari ponnolu……!!

Tintumon aaaaaaara mon !!

shock

Pinkimol :

Vellathil ninnum enthinanu current edukunnathe?

Tintumon:

Edi mandi, angane eduthillenkil kulikkumbol shock adikum….

Tintumon told his doctor that he was really worried because every part of his body hurt.

The doctor looked concerned and said, “Show me where?”

The Tintumon touched his own arm and screamed, “Ouch!”
Then he touched his leg and screamed, “Ouch!”
He touched his nose and cried, “Ouch!”
He looked at his doctor and said, “See? It hurts everywhere!”

The doctor laughed and said, “Don’t worry; it’s not serious. You”ve just got a broken index finger.”

Tintumon studies

Y does tintumon study in front of mirror?

1) it saves revision time

2)he likes combined studies

3) lastly he wants someone 2 keep an eye on him

Tintumonte sahayam

Busil vadiyum kuthi nilkunna oru vayasan seatil irikunna

tintumonod:

" mon enne onnu sahayikkanam"

Tintumon:

"aa vadiyingu thanneku... njan pidicholam!!"

SIMHAM

Teacher:

Y r u late? Ur friends came 2gthr on tym.

Tintu:

sir, Pothukal koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu...

Kanaathe paditham

Pinkimol:

Current poyallo, onnum kaanan vayya, ini engana padikuka?

Tintumon:

Oru karyam chey , ippo kaanathe padikanullath padikk!!!!

Bus

Tintumon puthiya toy bussumayi...

"drrrrr.... pee pee pom.. stop.. Ella thendikalum Erangiko... puva... rite.. drrr.. erangi nilkada.. ...drrrr.."

Ethu kurachu neramayi sradhicha tintumonte achan sahi kettappol bus eduthu vachu....!

5 minuttolam Tintumon karanjappol achan bus thirichu koduthu...

Tintumon:

"drr... pee pee pom pom.. drr... stop..! Vegam Erangada.. thendi..., allengil thanne oru Nayinte mon karanam 5 minute late aayi...!!

Puva rite...

Tintumon vs dundumon

Varshangalku shesham dundumon tintumone kandappol,

Dundu: nammal thammil kandittu kure naalayi.

Tintu: Ninte veetil entha Asianet ille?

Maths

Maths teacher: "5apples 8kuttikalk engane veetichu kodukum...??"

Tintumon parayooo....

Tintumon:

"JUICE ADICHU KODUTHAL MATHI TEACHER"

Suicide note

Tintu monte suicide note:

Enne valarthi ithu vare akiya ente ammayku thanks. Play school muthal enne ishtapedunna pinkimolku, ente table il njan 2 lays packets vachitundu. Pinne pinkimole atheduthu kazhikumpol tharayil veezhathe nokanam. avide urumbu kayariyal vazhaku kelkan tintu chetanu vayya.

Pogo channelil oru cartoon polum kanan anuvadhikatha acha, I HATE U! Njan marikkan pokunathinte karanam pinkimole, athu neyengilum ariyanam.

Ninakariyo e achanile aa manushyan, ayalente achanalla polum. ayal,. ente "AMMAYUDE BHARTHAVANENNU!!..."

maths exam

Maths exam ezhuthumpol tintumon dance cheythu. enthinu??

Aaroo paranju oro stepinum markundennu

Blood donation

Tintumon donated blood 2 a pregnant women ...

After delivery Tintu went 2 husband and said

"Congratz.... nannayi nokkane.... ente choraya..."

Tintu in bus

Busil oral:

Ithu ente seat aanu.

Njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu.

Tintumon:

Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil kondu ideda,

bus ninte aakumallo....

Teacher

Teacher:

ella vidhyarthikaludeyum vijayathinu pinnil SAMARTHAYAYA oru teacher undu. appo tholkkunna vidhyarthiyude pinnilo?

Tintu:

Sundariyaya teacher undu

SSLC

SSLC 10 vattam ezhuthi thotta TINTU MON

thante pena pareeksha boardinu ayachu

koduthu.

koode oru kurippum

"Ayutham vachu keezhadangunnu"

sookshichal

Tintumon friendinodu:

"eda sookshicha dukhikenda ennu parayunnathu verutheya "

Friend : Athenthada

Tintu: Innale verum 2 kilo kanjavu sookshichathina enne police pidichathu..

Tintumon with police

Police pidiyilaaya tintu monod police:

"Naale ninakk NARCO TEST und."

Tintumon:

"Ayyo saare angane parayaruth."

Njan onnum padichittilla...

Engana Undaye?

Tintu:

acha, njanengana undaye?

Achan:

Atho, achanum ammayum daivathod prarthichu, angana ninne kittiye!

Tintu:

Apo Achano?

Achan:

Apoopanum amoomayum prarthychit!

Tintu:

Kashtam, apo namude kudumbathyl arum sariaya rithiyil undaitille!!!

In Zoo

Zoo'ile watchmanayi joli kittiya Tintumonodu Manager:

Nee innale simhathinte koodu adachille?

Tintumon: Illa sir, Simhathineyokke aaru pidichondu pokana?

tintumonte sradha

Amma: Nee iruttathu irunnu enthedukkuva??

Tintumon: Padikkunna sradha kaaranam current poyathu arinjilla amme........!!!

tintumon love letter world famous

To ,
Tintumol
UKG A.

Dear Tintumol,

I love you. My dream I see you. Everywhere you. You no, I live no.
I come red shirt 2morrow. You love I, you come red frock. I wait down
mango tree. You no come, i jump train. Sure come...

yours lovely,
Tutumon
Std 1 B

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Reply....by Tintumol....

Darling, your letter mama see. Papa beat me beat me so many beat me.
I cry. i cry. So no come to mango tree. No jump train. I love you.
See another day. I no red frock. Only green.

You love me, you love me you green shirt. Give I gift. I see you with pinkumol.
Where you go.. NO talk to her. Okay My dream also only you

thoongi chavan sramicha tintu

Thoongi chaavan poya Tintumon kayar potti thazhe veenu. Pottiya kayarilekku nokki kondu

Tintutmon: Ho...! Pandaramadangan, ippam thazhe veenu chathene..!!

tintumonte mahath vachanangal

"Paditham dukhamaanunni, copyallo sukhapradam"
>tintumon aasan

"pariksha ethayalum copy nannayal mati">
srinarayana tintu

"copy ullavan illathavanu kodukuka"
>tintumon christ

"e lokath arum
copyumayi janikkunilla, saahacharyam avanekkondu copy veppikunnathanu
>tintumon gandhi.

Annan

Teacher: Raman snehathode thadaviyappol annante muthukil 3 line undayi

Tintumon : ennal pinne Seethaye kanan oru 'zeebraye' pole undakumallo teacher.

COINCIDENCE

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

TINTU: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

higher studies

Tintumon sitting on the top of a mountain and studying...!

A man asked "what r u doing...? "

Tintumon replied
"Higher studiesnu vannatha"!

Tintumon @ Train

TTR - Ticket please

Tintumon - Inna pidicho.

TTR - ithu pazhayathalle?

Tintumon - Pinne ninte train enthada, ippol showroomil ninnum irakkiyath ano??

Achan karanam

Pennungale nokkiyirunna Tintumonod oral - Ninak ella penkuttikaleyum ninte pengalmarayi kandukoode??

Tintumon - Karuthaam, Pakshe Naattukar achane kurich enthu vichaarikkum ennortha.....

Maravi

Tintumon - Amme, teacherkku vallaatha maraviya.

Amma - Athenthada?

Tintumon - Teacher boardil mahabharatham ennu ezhuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva mahabharam ezhuthiyath aaranennu?

SMS

Tintumon got a sms from pinkimol - I hate U

Tintumon replied - I hate U, V, W, X, Y, Z. Ennodu kalikkalle???

Begger vs Tintumon

Begger - Ammaa thaaye vallathum tharane...Enikku samsarikkaan kazhiyillaa...ooomayaane!!

Tintumon - Appurathe veettil poyi chodikk. Enikk theere chevi kelkilla.

pennu kanan poya tintumon

Pennu kaanan vanna tintumon: (brokerude cheviyil) "pennu pora; pallu ithiri ponthi, chund alpam thadichu".

Broker: "Nee urakke paranjo, avalkku chevi kelkilla"

kaala

Teachr: Entha late aayathu?

Tintumon: Achan paranju pashuvine chavittikkaan pokanam ennu

Tea :Entha achanu pattille?

Tintu :illa,kaalaye konde pattoo

translations

Teacher: Translate the following into english.

Ivide Pugavli Padilla

Tintumon: Smoking does not sing here!

calender

Chinchumol: njan oru book aayirunnengil ninte kanmunnil ennum undagan kazhinjene

Tindumon: nee oru calender aayiruunengil enikku ella kollavum maatamayirunnu..

A letter To bill gates

Tintumon wrote a letter 2 Bill Gates:
Sir,I hav Some Questions 2 ask...

1.The keyboard alphabets r not in order,wen will u release the corrected version???

2.There is START button,but nothing called STOP,why????

3.We learned MS word..wen will u release MS sentence?????

4.Finallu 1 personal question.....
why is ur name GATES ,even though u sell WINDOWS???????

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