Population

President: nammude panjayathil ithrayadhikam pennungal prasavichittum entha jansangya koodaathathu?

Tintumon : ivide oru pennu prgnt akumpol 10 per mungum...!!

Indian Railways

Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran

tintuvinod:

ithetha station…??

Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt:

Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

Complan

Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??

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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!” ;)

Tintu mon in super market

tintu:Chetta kalikkudukka undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:ice cream undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:chocolate undo?

sales man:illa

tintu:pootum thakolum undo?

sales man:undu

tintu:enna shop pootti veettil poykkude

Engana undaye

tintumon :amme njan enganeya undayathu?

amma:mone nee vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha

tintumon:appol ammayum achanum appooppanum enganeya undayathu?

amma:njangalum vellapokkathil ozhukivannatha

tintumon:appol evide tharavattil piranna otta orennam ellalle

higher studies

Tintumon sitting on the top of a mountain and studying...!

A man asked "what r u doing...? "

Tintumon replied
"Higher studiesnu vannatha"!

choolam vili

klassil urangunna tintu monodu
teacher : y ur sleeping
tintu mon : innale train samaramayirunnu
tcr : athinu
tinyu : ente veed rail trakkinnu adutha,enikkchoolam vili kettale urangan pattooo

swabhaava certificate

Head masterinodu tintumon..

tinumon: sir eniku oru swabhaava certificate tharanam

hm: ninakku swabhava certificate venamenno, athinu ninte swabhavam enthaanennu enikariyillallo

tinumon: maryaathakku thaado allenkil ente swabhavam nee innu ariyum !

Tintu to pinki

pinkimol bus stopil nilkunnath tintumon kandu…

Avan poyi dundumolku kiss koduthu….

Deshyathode dundumol : chi…nee entha cheyyunne…?

Tintu: L.K.G yil padikunnu…

Miles 2 sabarimala

Tintumon on road! A strangr coms and asks,

"hey hw many miles 2 sabarimala.?"

tintu:

ther is no miles in sabarimala,

some simhams and pulees..only!!