Bill

Tintu: My mobile bill how much?...

Custmr care girl: sir, just dial 123 to know ur current bill status.

Tintu: current bill alledi !....
Mobile bill...........!!!1

News reporter Tintu

Ente pinnil 1000 kanakkinu aalukal, ore Lakshiyathinayi, ore Manassode nilkkukayanu. . Ivide Jaathiyilla, Mathamilla, Varnna vyathyasamilla"

BEVARAGE-nu munpil ninum, Camera man Dundumonopam Tintumon Asianet News.

Dettol

Tintumon palacharakku kadayil: Dettol Soap undo?

Kadakkaran: Undallo

Tintumon: Ennal kai nannayi kazhuki oru naranga muttayi tharu...

Love letter

Tintumon : aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada.

Dundumon: Enthada?

Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada....

Policeman

Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…

Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….

Tintu :

“phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…

Indian Census 2010

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.

Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?

Tintu: Undallo..

Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?

Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

Toilet

Tintumon:

Can I go to the toilet?

English Teacher:

Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?

Tintumon: But I asked first!

Eduthal pongathathu, Smoking side effects

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda

palliyilachan:

“Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”

Tintumon:

“Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

Actress

Actress:

Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.

Tintumon:

Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

Soap

Veettil virunnu vanna pinkimol kulikkunnath olinju nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod

Amma:

Enthada ee kanikkunnath

Tintumon:

Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.

” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Tintumonte sahayam

Busil vadiyum kuthi nilkunna oru vayasan seatil irikunna

tintumonod:

" mon enne onnu sahayikkanam"

Tintumon:

"aa vadiyingu thanneku... njan pidicholam!!"

Kanaathe paditham

Pinkimol:

Current poyallo, onnum kaanan vayya, ini engana padikuka?

Tintumon:

Oru karyam chey , ippo kaanathe padikanullath padikk!!!!

Bus

Tintumon puthiya toy bussumayi...

"drrrrr.... pee pee pom.. stop.. Ella thendikalum Erangiko... puva... rite.. drrr.. erangi nilkada.. ...drrrr.."

Ethu kurachu neramayi sradhicha tintumonte achan sahi kettappol bus eduthu vachu....!

5 minuttolam Tintumon karanjappol achan bus thirichu koduthu...

Tintumon:

"drr... pee pee pom pom.. drr... stop..! Vegam Erangada.. thendi..., allengil thanne oru Nayinte mon karanam 5 minute late aayi...!!

Puva rite...

Tintumon vs dundumon

Varshangalku shesham dundumon tintumone kandappol,

Dundu: nammal thammil kandittu kure naalayi.

Tintu: Ninte veetil entha Asianet ille?

Maths

Maths teacher: "5apples 8kuttikalk engane veetichu kodukum...??"

Tintumon parayooo....

Tintumon:

"JUICE ADICHU KODUTHAL MATHI TEACHER"

Suicide note

Tintu monte suicide note:

Enne valarthi ithu vare akiya ente ammayku thanks. Play school muthal enne ishtapedunna pinkimolku, ente table il njan 2 lays packets vachitundu. Pinne pinkimole atheduthu kazhikumpol tharayil veezhathe nokanam. avide urumbu kayariyal vazhaku kelkan tintu chetanu vayya.

Pogo channelil oru cartoon polum kanan anuvadhikatha acha, I HATE U! Njan marikkan pokunathinte karanam pinkimole, athu neyengilum ariyanam.

Ninakariyo e achanile aa manushyan, ayalente achanalla polum. ayal,. ente "AMMAYUDE BHARTHAVANENNU!!..."

maths exam

Maths exam ezhuthumpol tintumon dance cheythu. enthinu??

Aaroo paranju oro stepinum markundennu

Blood donation

Tintumon donated blood 2 a pregnant women ...

After delivery Tintu went 2 husband and said

"Congratz.... nannayi nokkane.... ente choraya..."

Tintu in bus

Busil oral:

Ithu ente seat aanu.

Njan oru towel ivide ittirunnu.

Tintumon:

Enkil oru double mundu businte mukalil kondu ideda,

bus ninte aakumallo....