Bill

Tintu: My mobile bill how much?...

Custmr care girl: sir, just dial 123 to know ur current bill status.

Tintu: current bill alledi !....
Mobile bill...........!!!1

BALANCE

shoppinginu poya tintumonu 1rs balance kitti...

tintu athu kondu coinboxil ninnu achanevilichu..

tintu:halo..achanano?? njana tintu.. 1 roopa balance kitti athu kondu mittayi vangikottennu chodikan vilichatha!!!

O. P counter

O.P counteril irikunna Tintumon patientinodu: Entha peru?


Patient : U.T Drishtandamhadeva Aiyer!


Tintumon: ' Sasi' ennu vilikkum, appol ingu varanam!!!

Kuda mattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pogunna tintumonodu Achan: Engotta ee keeriya kudayumayi?

Tintumon: Thrisur poorathinu pova. Avide kudamattamundu, kuda maattikittuo nokkatte.....

Love letter

Tintumon : aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada.

Dundumon: Enthada?

Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada....

Idea Star Singer dundu

Trainil paattu paadunna dundumonodu TINTU : ninak TV lo RADIO lo paadikoode?

Dundumon : athraykum nannayitundo?

Tintumon: hey athalla, TV, Radio aavumpol off cheyyalo...

Indian Census 2010

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.

Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?

Tintu: Undallo..

Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?

Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

Toilet

Tintumon:

Can I go to the toilet?

English Teacher:

Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?

Tintumon: But I asked first!

Mark

Mash:

adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.

Tintumon:

njan 100% mark vangum.

Mash:

thamaasha parayallee…

Tintumon:

Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

Achanum thengum

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu

Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.

Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

Girlfriend

Dundumon: “My girlfriend is an angel”

Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum jeevanode undu”

Eduthal pongathathu, Smoking side effects

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda

palliyilachan:

“Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”

Tintumon:

“Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

Actress

Actress:

Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.

Tintumon:

Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

Fee

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?

Doctr: 1500 rs

Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

Fee

Soap

Veettil virunnu vanna pinkimol kulikkunnath olinju nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod

Amma:

Enthada ee kanikkunnath

Tintumon:

Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..

History class

Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

teacher:

ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?

tintumon:

ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

Passive voice

teacher:

Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

tintumon:

"I was made by a mistake”

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.

” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Interview

malayalam pareeksha ezhuthikondirikkunna tintumon

qn: prashastha kavayathri Sugathakumariyumaayulla oru abhimukham ezhuthuka

tintumon inganne ezhuthi…..

Njan: namasth teacher. njan teacherumaayi oru abhimukham nadathaan vanathaanu

Sugathakumari: samayamila mone..poyittu pinne varu.

Njan: shari teacher

Tintumonte sahayam

Busil vadiyum kuthi nilkunna oru vayasan seatil irikunna

tintumonod:

" mon enne onnu sahayikkanam"

Tintumon:

"aa vadiyingu thanneku... njan pidicholam!!"