Karimarunnu prayogam

Teacher : " Innalathe karimarunnu paripadi podi podichu" tell it in english

Tintumon: " yesterdays black medicine program powder powdered".

Toilet

Tintumon:

Can I go to the toilet?

English Teacher:

Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?

Tintumon: But I asked first!

Mark

Mash:

adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.

Tintumon:

njan 100% mark vangum.

Mash:

thamaasha parayallee…

Tintumon:

Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

Geography

Teacher:

“Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”

Tintumon:

“Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !”

Rome

Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’

Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’

Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’

Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You just said that Rome was not built in a day.'

Smart answer

Teacher asks !!!

"children what do u wish to in future?"

Vinod–I want to be doctor,

Deepa–I want to be a good mother.

Tintumon– want to help deepa.

History class

Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

teacher:

ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?

tintumon:

ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

Passive voice

teacher:

Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

tintumon:

"I was made by a mistake”

Cheyyathakaryam

Tintumon:”Cheyyaatha kaaryathinu enne shikshikkumo teacher?”

Teacher:”Orikkalumilla.”

Tintumon:”Nalla teacher, njan homework cheythittillaa!!”

SIMHAM

Teacher:

Y r u late? Ur friends came 2gthr on tym.

Tintu:

sir, Pothukal koottamayitt varum, but SIMHAM ottayke varu...

maths exam

Maths exam ezhuthumpol tintumon dance cheythu. enthinu??

Aaroo paranju oro stepinum markundennu

Teacher

Teacher:

ella vidhyarthikaludeyum vijayathinu pinnil SAMARTHAYAYA oru teacher undu. appo tholkkunna vidhyarthiyude pinnilo?

Tintu:

Sundariyaya teacher undu

Annan

Teacher: Raman snehathode thadaviyappol annante muthukil 3 line undayi

Tintumon : ennal pinne Seethaye kanan oru 'zeebraye' pole undakumallo teacher.

COINCIDENCE

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"

TINTU: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

Maravi

Tintumon - Amme, teacherkku vallaatha maraviya.

Amma - Athenthada?

Tintumon - Teacher boardil mahabharatham ennu ezhuthi thirinju ninnu chodikkuva mahabharam ezhuthiyath aaranennu?

kaala

Teachr: Entha late aayathu?

Tintumon: Achan paranju pashuvine chavittikkaan pokanam ennu

Tea :Entha achanu pattille?

Tintu :illa,kaalaye konde pattoo

Muttashi

Tintumon teacherodu:
Muthassi marichu!
Leave venam.
Teacher: Ninte muthassi alle 3 masam munpu marichathu.
Tintumon : Muthachan veendum ketti...!!

in moon

Teacher: If u r in moon, what will happen to your weight?

Tintumon: Decrease

Teacher: Excellent. Y ?

Tintumon: You will not get food !!

eluppavazhi

examine copiyadicha tintu mone teacher pokki.

teacher:enthina mone copiyadiche?

tintu mon:chodyathil utharam eluppavazhiyil kandethuka ennanue,athukonda copiyadiche

Tintumon's english

Teacher : "NJAN PASUVINE KETTI" ennu englishil parayoo...

Tintu : i....

Tchr : yes , athu thanne, parayu...








Tintu : "I MARRIED THE COW."