Salary

Tintumon: Salary is like a WOMANS PERIOD..
Dundumol: How?
Tintumon: Bcoz it comes once in a month,
Remains only for 3 or 4 days
& if any month it doesnt come,
means u r FUCKED....!!;-)

Crossing roads

3 baby hens crossing road.Aftr
crossng 1 baby
said"We 5 have
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Tintumon:

Pillerallenne??!
angane
palathum parayum.! :x
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Deshabhimaani Newspaper

Nerariyan
Nerathe Ariyan
""DESHABHIMANI vayikkuka.

Tintu: Nerathe vayichathu Neraano ennariyan
"VERE PATHRAM VAYIKKUKA"
B)

Tintu vs headmaster

Puzhayil Head master mungunnathu kanda TintuMon:sukshich nokiyit alarikond odi.....NaleSchool Avadiya.

Tintu vs pregnant lady

Tin2 mon:Aunty'ude Vayattil entha?Aunty:Vava'ya

Tin2: Nalla vavayano.?Aunty:Athello!
Tin2: ENNITTANODI RAKSHASI ATHINE PIDICH THINNATHU?

TINTUMON @ SCHOOL INSPECTION

AEO arrivd at 4th std. He askd a  quest: Ramayanathil Villu odichatharu? Tintumon said: Njanalla sir. AEO complained dis to HM  HM: Avan thanne aavum sir, randu adi koduthittu chodichal avan thatha parayum pole parayum.alla pinne. AEO complained this 2 the school manager.  AEO: Ningalude pillerum kanakka principalum kanakka.  MANAGER: Sir, ithoru vishayamakkanda, VILLInte cash ethrayanennuvechal paranjolu, njan PTA fundilninnum tharaam!!!:-D

TINTU MON FOR FIRE

Tin2mon rathri pandham kathichukondu pogumbol Ayalvasi:
"Engotta pandhavum kathichu kond?

Tin2mon:
"Adupu kathikkan theepeti vangan poguva"

TINTUMON IN BUS

Tin2mon Trivandrum 2 Kozhikottekku Busil kayari."Eranakulamethumbol vilichekkane" tintu conductorodu paranju.
Bus kollathethiyapol
Tin:"Ernklm aano"?
Cndctr:"Alla"
Cherthala ethiyapol
Tin2:"Ekm aano"?
Cndctr dheshyathode) "ethumbol parayam".
Bus Ernklm vittu Thrisur ethi.
Cndctr Tintuvine vilikkan Marannu
Tin:"Ekm aano"?
Cndctr:"Ayyo marannu poyi Ernklm kazhinju".
Yathrakkar bahalam kootti. "Oru cheriya kuttiye rathri thonniya sthalathu irakkan pattilla"
Bus Ernkltheku thirichu.
Cndctr:"mone Ernklm ethi"
Tin2 Chaadi eneettu bag thurannu bread eduthu kazhichukond) "Ekm ethumbol kazhikkan Amma paranjatha..

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TINTUMON & MISS CALL, TINTUMON MOBILE

TiNTUzone
Tintu:miss innale enne vilichirunno?       Miss:illa. Enthe
tintu:alla innale phonil 1 miss call ennu kandirunnu.!

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Tintumon in shop

Father: Pandoke 10 rs kond kadayil kayariyal veetileku avasyam ulathoke kitumayirunnu.

Tintu:ippo athu nadakkilla,chutilum camera vechitundu

Tintumon in shop

Father: Pandoke 10 rs kond kadayil kayariyal veetileku avasyam ulathoke kitumayirunnu.

Tintu:ippo athu nadakkilla,chutilum camera vechitundu

Tintumon vs crow

Tintumon had a crow..
He touched it & it was very soft..
Tintu decided to name it..

Guess what TINTU named it?

MICROSOFT!!!
(MY-CROW-SOFT)
Bu ha ha....B-)

Tintumon & dhoni

Teacher :Tell Any Microsoft Product Name?
Sam : MS Excel

Deepu: MS Word

Rony: MS PowerPoint

Tintu: After Thinking A Lot-

MS Dhoni..!

Tintumon vs cow

Tintumon:aa pashu enthina karayunne?
Mom:athine kollan kondu pova
Tin2:athre ulllo, bahalam kandappo njan karuthi schoolil kondu povanennu

Tintumon vs tuition teacher, tintumon sms, jokes

Tution Teacher:
"Eda manda, kazhuthe,
Inganayano aa kannakku cheyunathu?"

Tintu:
"Customersinodu maryadaku samsarikkanam.
Ivide vereyum Tution Center undu.":-P

Tintujokes in malayalam, tintumon sms, tintumon messages

Tintumon: Ninak ennod ethra sneham unde?

Pinkimol: Ninakk ennod ulla athrem..!!

Tintumon: Edi vanchaki, appol ne enne sneham bhavichu chathikkuyayirunnalledi

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tintumon mobile jokes

Tintumon sms, tintumon messages, tintumon jokes in malayalam

Tintumonte ammumma marichu poi
Achan:amme, ennekudi kondu po
Bandukkal: njangale kudi kondu po..

Tintumon: ellavareyum kondu pokan thallayentha tour povano ?

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Tintumon sms, comedy, tintumon jokes in malayalam

Tintomon ravanane thapassu cheythu. Kadinathapassu kandu ravanan
tholil valiyoru gadhayumayi prathyakshapettu.
Tintumon, Ninnil njan sampreethanayirikkunnu.. Moonu varam
chodicholloo Tinumon Illa enikku, 100 varam venom
Ravanan: Pattilla. Moonne tharan pattoo.
Tintumon- Seri, tholil ulla gadha oru soojiyolam cheruthaccku.
Gadha soojiyolam cheruthayi.
ravanan: seri, randamathe varam?
Tintumon: Sooji backil kuthikettu.
Ravanan nivrithiyillathe cheythu.Appol tintumon: Ini enikku backi 97
varam koodi tharunno, atho njan gadha pazhayath pole veluthakano

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Bill

Tintu: My mobile bill how much?...

Custmr care girl: sir, just dial 123 to know ur current bill status.

Tintu: current bill alledi !....
Mobile bill...........!!!1

News reporter Tintu

Ente pinnil 1000 kanakkinu aalukal, ore Lakshiyathinayi, ore Manassode nilkkukayanu. . Ivide Jaathiyilla, Mathamilla, Varnna vyathyasamilla"

BEVARAGE-nu munpil ninum, Camera man Dundumonopam Tintumon Asianet News.

BALANCE

shoppinginu poya tintumonu 1rs balance kitti...

tintu athu kondu coinboxil ninnu achanevilichu..

tintu:halo..achanano?? njana tintu.. 1 roopa balance kitti athu kondu mittayi vangikottennu chodikan vilichatha!!!

Population

President: nammude panjayathil ithrayadhikam pennungal prasavichittum entha jansangya koodaathathu?

Tintumon : ivide oru pennu prgnt akumpol 10 per mungum...!!

O. P counter

O.P counteril irikunna Tintumon patientinodu: Entha peru?


Patient : U.T Drishtandamhadeva Aiyer!


Tintumon: ' Sasi' ennu vilikkum, appol ingu varanam!!!

Dettol

Tintumon palacharakku kadayil: Dettol Soap undo?

Kadakkaran: Undallo

Tintumon: Ennal kai nannayi kazhuki oru naranga muttayi tharu...

Kuda mattam

Keeriya kudayumayi pogunna tintumonodu Achan: Engotta ee keeriya kudayumayi?

Tintumon: Thrisur poorathinu pova. Avide kudamattamundu, kuda maattikittuo nokkatte.....

Love letter

Tintumon : aliya nursinu luv letter koduthappam oru abadam pattiyada.

Dundumon: Enthada?

Tintumon: i love u sister ennu ayi poyada....

Idea Star Singer dundu

Trainil paattu paadunna dundumonodu TINTU : ninak TV lo RADIO lo paadikoode?

Dundumon : athraykum nannayitundo?

Tintumon: hey athalla, TV, Radio aavumpol off cheyyalo...

Karimarunnu prayogam

Teacher : " Innalathe karimarunnu paripadi podi podichu" tell it in english

Tintumon: " yesterdays black medicine program powder powdered".

Policeman

Tintu monum ,3 friendsum koodi cyclil Schoolil powukayaaayirunnu…

Oru Police’kaaran Kaikaatti….

Tintu :

“phah….pullee.. Ippol Thanne 3 Per Aayi…

Chenda

Tintumon:”Acha, enikkoru chenda vaangi tharumo?”

Achan:”Venda, nee mattullavare upadravikkum.”

Tintumon:”Illa acha,njan ellaavarum urangikkazhinje chenda edukku..”

Indian Census 2010

Panchayathil ninnum kanakku edukkan vanna udhyogasthan Tintumonte veetil ethi.

Udhyogasthan: Mone ee veetil Kakoos undo?

Tintu: Undallo..

Udhyogasthan: Sheri, Kinar undo ?

Tintu : Manassilayi!!..uncle vegam chennirunnolu..avide pipe-um bucketum undu.

Toilet

Tintumon:

Can I go to the toilet?

English Teacher:

Tintumon, MAY I go to the toilet?

Tintumon: But I asked first!

Progress report

Tintumonte Achan:

Ninte progress report evideyada ?

Tintumon:

Athu njan Dundumon koduthu.

Achan:

Athenthinada ?

Tintumon:

Avanu avante achane pedippickana…

Mark

Mash:

adutha pareekshakku nee 75% mark vanganam.

Tintumon:

njan 100% mark vangum.

Mash:

thamaasha parayallee…

Tintumon:

Nayinte mone, aara aadhyam thamaasha paranjathu?

Indian Railways

Train nirthiyapol yathrakaran

tintuvinod:

ithetha station…??

Tintumon windowilude purathek thalayitt nokiyitt:

Railway station aanenn thonunnu…!

Geography

Teacher:

“Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”

Tintumon:

“Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte. Ennittu padickam !”

Achanum thengum

Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu

Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.

Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.

Girlfriend

Dundumon: “My girlfriend is an angel”

Tintumon: “You are lucky aliya. Ente girlfriend ippozhum jeevanode undu”

Rome

Teacher: ‘When was Rome built?’

Tintumon: ‘At night, sir.’

Teacher: ‘Who told you that?’

Tintumon: ‘You did, sir. You just said that Rome was not built in a day.'

Eduthal pongathathu, Smoking side effects

Cigarette valichukondu pokunna Tintumone kanda

palliyilachan:

“Eduthaal pongaathathaanalloda ninte chundathu?”

Tintumon:

“Eduthaal pongaathathukonda acho.. valichukondu pokunne!!”

I love you

UKG’il padikkunna tintumonodu,

LKG’il padikkunna

pinkimol:

"I LOVE YOU DA”

Tintu mon:

“Pha dash mole, Mottennu viriyatha ninne kittiyittu njan enthu cheyyana…”?

Actress

Actress:

Tamililekkulla ente praveshanam pettennayirunnu.

Tintumon:

Athayirikkum vendathra thuni edukkan pattathirunnath alle..!!!

Fee

Kaalu potti Hospitalil stich idan chenna tintu.Fees Ethrayakum?

Doctr: 1500 rs

Tintu:veruthe 2 stich itta mathi,embroidary work onnum venda.

Fee

Soap

Veettil virunnu vanna pinkimol kulikkunnath olinju nokkukayayirunna Tintumonod

Amma:

Enthada ee kanikkunnath

Tintumon:

Chee.. mindalle. Aval nammude soap edukkunnundonnu nokkuvaa..

Smart answer

Teacher asks !!!

"children what do u wish to in future?"

Vinod–I want to be doctor,

Deepa–I want to be a good mother.

Tintumon– want to help deepa.

History class

Tintumon history classinu munpu prarthikunnathu kanda teacher

teacher:

ithu nalla oru sheelamanu. nee entha prarthiche?

tintumon:

ente amma paranjittundu urangunnathinu munpu prarthinkanam ennu.

Passive voice

teacher:

Write the passive voice of ” I made a mistake”

tintumon:

"I was made by a mistake”

Convert

Teacher: convert the following sentence to malayalam.

” I SAW A FILM YESTERDAY”

Tintumon: Teacher innale ‘A’ padam kandu.

Complan

Kaattiloode nadannu pokunna Tintumon marathil thoongi kidakkunna paampine kandappol paranjathu enthu??

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“Veruthe thoongi kidakkaathe mummy odu para complan vaangitharaan!” ;)